Kitten’s Escape Thwarted by Paralyzing Fear of Outside
A local kitten’s daring escape was thwarted earlier today by what appears to have been a paralyzing fear of the outside. Once Henry the cat had cleared the front door, witnesses say his eyes grew very wide and he became very still.
“Then a twig snapped,” recounted on witness, “and he bolted under the front steps.”
It took authorities and crisis counselors two hours two hours to coax Henry from his hiding place, but he is now safe at home, resting with his family.
Via Paolo Margari.
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Local Cat Hates Mondays
According to sources familiar with the situation, an area cat named Charcoal has a serious case of the Mondays. Reports indicate that Charcoal hit the snooze button at least four times this morning and was no more cheery when she got to work.
“She has been a total grump this morning,” says co-worker Lawrence Poliakov. “She climbed up onto her desk, knocked a bunch of paperclips and pencils on the floor, and went to sleep on her keyboard. I had to cover for her at the weekly all-hands, where she was a no-show.”
Poliakov concedes that while Charcoal has been particularly cantankerous this morning, her usual mood is not overly convivial.
“Tuesdays are no walk in the part either,” says Poliakov.
Via yiwen511.
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