an actual conversation i overheard on the train
- person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
- person 2: what? why?
- person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
- person 2: omfg
*answer to math problem is 182*
*backflips off table while All The Small Things starts playing and skateboards out the window*